1. Get to Homer, Alaska.
2. Find the "Seaside Farms" campground and pitch your tent in the horse field. Be sure not to step in the horse poo. And don't mind the horse; he won't bite.
3. The next morning, walk out of your tent and into the organic raspberry patch. Pick to your heart's delight. Be sure to get low and look under the leaves. It's rude picker's etiquette to only pick the easy-to-reach berries.
4. Eat lots of berries as you pick. But also pick a lot and put them into your bucket.
5. Be sure to observe the epic view across Katchemak Bay to the mountains and glaciers on the other side of the sea. The berries have spent their whole lives imbibing the view. This makes them taste extra spectacular.
6. Carry the berries with you the rest of the day to make sure they stay safe. Whatever you do, don't let them out of your site. Berries tend to disappear that way. They also tend to disappear into bellies, so keep an eye out for snitching fingers too.
7. Purchase Certo liquid pectin, sugar, and canning jars at Fred Meyer.
8. Back at your trailer, mash the berries carefully. Be sure to say, "Smash smash" every time you make the mashing motion.
9. Follow the recipe inside the Certo package for making raspberry jam.
10. Make a big sticky mess.
11. Clean up the big sticky mess.
12. Eat delicious jam!
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