Because how can there be an animal called a Zorilla and it not be my favorite?
Not to mention it's supposedly the stinkiest animal on earth. But, I mean, really, how can they know that?
Lucky for him, I guess, because with fur like that, he would end up at the top of everyone's fancy-dancy night-on-the-town coat. But no one wants to sniff skunkrotteneggpoopystinkbugdecomposingtrash when they're out for a fancy dancy night on the town.
If they did, why does everyone keep telling me to take showers all the time?